Has this ever happened to you?
“Ugh! I’ve got all this content—
but not a lick of strategy. What am I going to do?”
Or…
“Aaargh! I’ve got all this dope strategy—
but no content to support it! How do I get myself into these messes???”
Sounds like you could use… a me
So perhaps LinkedIn sent you my way, or you were looking for the Batman guy, and Google search has fallen off harder than we thought. Either way, I’m glad you’re here.
See—I’m a content strategist. I do content and I do strategy. I do content strategy.
Sometimes you need the content; sometimes you need the strategy. But most of the time, you need content plus strategy. What we in the biz call… content strategy.
“Why does this man keep saying ‘content’ and ‘strategy’ and ‘content strategy’?”
Ummmmm, it’s called SEO?
People search for words that are key to what they need, and if you can stuff enough of these magic words into your website, you win all the money.
It’s pretty high tech. Pretty complicated. Lucky for you, I am well versed in such matters. I know why the frog screams. Content. Strategy. Best content strategy near me.
“You can’t be serious right now, can you?”
Yes, I can. But if you’re good at something—never do it for free.
“Sheesh—who would employ this doofus, anyway?” *sighs heavily in hiring manager*
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED, GAYLE
Plus, other super-secret clients I’m not even allowed to tell you about. Pharma. Insurers. Manufacturers. Retailers. You’ve probably heard of them. Many of them are still in business!
They’re out there—watching and waiting for me to slip up and drop a name in reckless defiance of those NDAs, IOUs and STFUs I signed. But I’m not gonna do it.
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
“Okay, your grid of logo JPEGs and dated hip-hop references have convinced me—how soon can you start?”
How ’bout now?
Either I’m between engagements, or this site has destroyed my career. In any case, I am ready for new projects and looking to jump in with MAXIMUM IMPACT. Contract or full time. Sugar-cured or country. Put me on the team.